
The "concept album" is usually a frightening thing. The very idea brings to mind bloated rock behemoths in the sagging late stages of their career, spewing mediocre music in all directions. Such an album can only be the grotesque offspring of record company largesse and stratospheric egos, right?
To my surprise and delight, someone named Chris Slusarenko decided in 2001 to put out an all-star, indie-rock "concept album" based on a what seems to be a vague outline for a story about (I think) a civil war between animals and robots fought underwater, and some colonel who may or may not be a robot, but who has some severe allergies and there's also some kind of caterpillar theme and whore/wife motif. But the music! Somehow, someone managed to convince fifteen different bands - including Guided By Voices, Stephen Malkmus, Quasi, Mary Timony, Howe Gelb, The Minus 5, Sentridoh, Grandaddy, the Black Heart Procession, and Weird War - to write songs based on the sketchy narrative, most of which are surprisingly awesome (although there are some stinkers). And the liner notes include art by Joe Sacco, Jim Woodring, Adrian Tomine, Kim Deitch, and Peter Bagge!
As a "concept album", it actually holds together better than you would expect precisely because the concept is total nonsense while, at the same time, absurdly endearing. The songs range from rocking war ballads, robot psychedelic techno (Stephen Malkmus!), to straight up guitar and voice blues. In the liner notes, Richard Meltzer sums up the results quite well.
Col. Jeff Pump... is a whale of an object -- a veritable shitload (pardon my French) of sonic 00-poo-pa-dooo w/ lyrics... 69:04, folks! That's 7:41 longer than Tommy, and only five seconds shorter than Hey Bobo! by the Wolverhampton punk duo Cretin Masturbating in a Teaspoon.
So, for the songs. These two aren't necessarily representative of the range of the album, but they are decidedly representative of the quality of the songs. Grandaddy sings of lost loves and death, Quasi of war and robots.
Quasi - Which side are you on, Colonel?
Grandaddy - L.F.OI'm pretty sure that you can still get copies of the album at the
Off Records website. I recommend that you do.
[Note: Edited for hyperbole]